Sure, just like all those superbowl rings I racked up because the winning team was part of my three signature sports efforts.
fromwayuphigh on
Holy shit, what a fucking loser.
NoodleSnekPlissken on
Beyond deluded
Boollish on
There is no way this is real…right?
theboundbunny on
What a pathetic bitch…..
DimSumFan on
Lets take credit where it can be taken.
McCool303 on
He’s really desperate now.
B3llaBubbles on
These morons have no clue, that the Nobel prize for Science is awarded to those whose work has been “tested over time”, typically over 20 years after their initial work. So 20 years ago, Trump’s contribution consisted of him wiping his ass on his gold toilet.
russrobo on
“Since those are key, signature goals of yours, sir, can you explain any one of them and tell us why it’s important?”
Environmental-Arm365 on
I have never seen anyone before him exhibit so much laughable toxic narcissism in taking credit for things he didn’t have a fucking thing to do with.
ts_m4 on
Jeffery Epstein, a long time best friend of mine, just got charged with raping children, Trump 47 racks up his countless assaults this one involving minors- DJT
Show us the files
[deleted] on
[deleted]
Fancy_Possible9891 on
Release the Epstein files
teddybundlez on
There’s no way he personally does this. I can’t imagine him
Sitting on a phone typing this out. It honest seem to difficult for him ?
jarcur1 on
Sure Jan
Suntzu_AU on
What a freaking loser.
lenojames on
This is CLASSIC Trump! He has done this almost all of his life.
He takes someone else’s achievement(s), and then plasters his own name on top of it in big gold letters.
Trumpsabaldcuck on
I owned the red and black sneakers that were knock off Air Jordan’s back in the 90s. I invite you all to join my AMA about how me, Michael Jordan, and Scotty Pippen won six NBA championships. BTW u/DennisRodman and u/TonyKukoc better not be interrupting the AMA. You weren’t there like I was.
ImTooSaxy on
Watch him be forced to turn over the medal so Trump can have it.
Own-Opinion-2494 on
He really is sad demented man
Own-Opinion-2494 on
He really is sad demented man
Own-Opinion-2494 on
So needy, he should try working, Nepo baby mind
Civil_Exchange1271 on
I’m sorry but why is the news not covering this?
piperonyl on
John Clarke won the 2025 Nobel prize in physics for research he completed in the 1980s at U.C. Berkeley.
In the 1980s.
HollyBerries85 on
Trump is the epitome of the kid who throws a tantrum if they don’t get a present and get to blow out the candles at someone else’s birthday party.
Battystearsinrain on
Is this like his uncle john, worked at MIT?
turningsteel on
Wildly insulting to the Nobel laureate. Fuck this Trump guy.
Hireling on

Missue-35 on
Isn’t it great to have a POTUS that can joke about such mundane things? His jovial self really lifts the spirits of a country whose government has been shut down for 30 days. Meanwhile there are masked thugs in our streets kidnapping folks seemingly at random; costing us untold millions of $$$.
What a guy he is. What a card he is.
/s
AsheStriker on

Mental gymnastics
Neonyarpyarp on
I’m watching the World Series, do I get a ring too?
Wheatabix11 on
yes, I remember trump discussing quantum physics over kaffee with his uncle and the unabomber.
SaleSubstantial6601 on
DISGUSTING POS!!! It’s like a reoccurring nightmare with this slob
calvin43 on
You know the complaints about millennials getting participation trophies, but who gave them out? Boomers trying to live vicariously through their kids.
Maryland_Bear on
Given that the federal government once was a generous funder of scientific research, I wonder how many other presidents qualify as Nobel laureates by this standard.
cire1184 on
How can trump even walk with the amount of glaze he needs to produce for the right? He’s gotta be jizzing 24/7 from that tiny dick of his the way conservatives are just sucking on it 24/7 like a newborn calf on a teat. Except that teat is a dried out mushroom.
SirCaptainReynolds on
What a sad, sad, pathetic, demented man-child, brittle-boned and thin-skinned loser.
JustAnotherHyrum on
What a fucking loser. Can’t even lose right.
Block_Solid on
World’s loudest moron is desperate for a Nobel.
AceofKnaves44 on
Trump and science aren’t words that go together.
incognitohippie on

It never ends….
masterpd85 on
He wants one so bad, its sad.
endorfan13 on
Holy shit! I’ve won every lotto since I was born! I’m gonna build my house out of all those giant checks I’m about to get!!
jeffro1477 on
I declare bankruptcy. djt probably.
joecarter93 on
Work that gets you the Nobel Prize usually begins like DECADES before it’s actually awarded. So, other than the fact that he’s taking credit for someone else’s work, he’s also taking credit for someone else’s work that began when Bush was in office and he was a game show host.
Dcajunpimp on
TDS syndrome
Trump’s Delusional Simps
akimbobyte on
Give it up gramps. You can’t even define quantum computing. Why don’t you see if there’s a Nobel prize for pedophiles and go after something that’s low hanging fruit for you.
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Sure, just like all those superbowl rings I racked up because the winning team was part of my three signature sports efforts.
Holy shit, what a fucking loser.
Beyond deluded
There is no way this is real…right?
What a pathetic bitch…..
Lets take credit where it can be taken.
He’s really desperate now.
These morons have no clue, that the Nobel prize for Science is awarded to those whose work has been “tested over time”, typically over 20 years after their initial work. So 20 years ago, Trump’s contribution consisted of him wiping his ass on his gold toilet.
“Since those are key, signature goals of yours, sir, can you explain any one of them and tell us why it’s important?”
I have never seen anyone before him exhibit so much laughable toxic narcissism in taking credit for things he didn’t have a fucking thing to do with.
Jeffery Epstein, a long time best friend of mine, just got charged with raping children, Trump 47 racks up his countless assaults this one involving minors- DJT
Show us the files
[deleted]
Release the Epstein files
There’s no way he personally does this. I can’t imagine him
Sitting on a phone typing this out. It honest seem to difficult for him ?
Sure Jan
What a freaking loser.
This is CLASSIC Trump! He has done this almost all of his life.
He takes someone else’s achievement(s), and then plasters his own name on top of it in big gold letters.
I owned the red and black sneakers that were knock off Air Jordan’s back in the 90s. I invite you all to join my AMA about how me, Michael Jordan, and Scotty Pippen won six NBA championships. BTW u/DennisRodman and u/TonyKukoc better not be interrupting the AMA. You weren’t there like I was.
Watch him be forced to turn over the medal so Trump can have it.
He really is sad demented man
He really is sad demented man
So needy, he should try working, Nepo baby mind
I’m sorry but why is the news not covering this?
John Clarke won the 2025 Nobel prize in physics for research he completed in the 1980s at U.C. Berkeley.
In the 1980s.
Trump is the epitome of the kid who throws a tantrum if they don’t get a present and get to blow out the candles at someone else’s birthday party.
Is this like his uncle john, worked at MIT?
Wildly insulting to the Nobel laureate. Fuck this Trump guy.

Isn’t it great to have a POTUS that can joke about such mundane things? His jovial self really lifts the spirits of a country whose government has been shut down for 30 days. Meanwhile there are masked thugs in our streets kidnapping folks seemingly at random; costing us untold millions of $$$.
What a guy he is. What a card he is.
/s

Mental gymnastics
I’m watching the World Series, do I get a ring too?
yes, I remember trump discussing quantum physics over kaffee with his uncle and the unabomber.
DISGUSTING POS!!! It’s like a reoccurring nightmare with this slob
You know the complaints about millennials getting participation trophies, but who gave them out? Boomers trying to live vicariously through their kids.
Given that the federal government once was a generous funder of scientific research, I wonder how many other presidents qualify as Nobel laureates by this standard.
How can trump even walk with the amount of glaze he needs to produce for the right? He’s gotta be jizzing 24/7 from that tiny dick of his the way conservatives are just sucking on it 24/7 like a newborn calf on a teat. Except that teat is a dried out mushroom.
What a sad, sad, pathetic, demented man-child, brittle-boned and thin-skinned loser.
What a fucking loser. Can’t even lose right.
World’s loudest moron is desperate for a Nobel.
Trump and science aren’t words that go together.

It never ends….
He wants one so bad, its sad.
Holy shit! I’ve won every lotto since I was born! I’m gonna build my house out of all those giant checks I’m about to get!!
I declare bankruptcy. djt probably.
Work that gets you the Nobel Prize usually begins like DECADES before it’s actually awarded. So, other than the fact that he’s taking credit for someone else’s work, he’s also taking credit for someone else’s work that began when Bush was in office and he was a game show host.
TDS syndrome
Trump’s Delusional Simps
Give it up gramps. You can’t even define quantum computing. Why don’t you see if there’s a Nobel prize for pedophiles and go after something that’s low hanging fruit for you.